Food Will Be the Death of Me

Oh Jeeves,
My soul is in conflict and may possibly explode out of my body.
I am in a pickle. I want food extremely bad, as it is dinner and I am hungry. BUT,...klsjdfljk I have a horrible sweet tooth at the same time, as well as a salty tooth. That is all, and if I am found in a million little puzzle pieces on the kitchen tile, you will well know the reason why.
Thanks and good evening.

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