Toads

i will forever send my best regards to toads everywhere.
i never wish upon anyone a wart on their foot, jeeves.
and my heart goes out to frogs and toads who are covered in them

they are troopers.
i respect them far more than i ever have before.

here is my toad anthem.

Oh Frog, Oh toad
you  big lump of warts
i wish to unload
your burden of sorts

it hurts it stings
and frankly i dont mind
if its neck i were to wring
i would not think me less than kind

oh wart, you poop
i do not think you swell
i'd even lowly stoop
to damn you to hell

Oh Frog, Oh Toad
i humbly esteem you
ill tip my hat when i pass your road
with a friendly 'how do you do'