Good Babysitter Rules

I am alone with the children all day.
I am mother of the house.  
Therefore I feed the children of my choosing.
Therefore I spill anything at my choosing.
Therefore I eat anything of my choosing.
Therefore we all share in my aching sweet tooths.

Therefore Lunch= baking chocolate chip cookies while blasting music and spilling food every two second, making legs for the cookies, dancing in our aprons, and eating as many cookies as we please.

Babysitter guidelines for happy children
#1: dessert for lunch